Magic Doesn't Work On Whores

Every random poem, random thought, random story... basically all the things I think of in the shower.
I'm 21... an English major... the kind of girl who has too much drama (so prepare for some juicy stuff tumbr-verse!)... I'm just looking for someone to listen.

politicsprose:

How Long Does It Take to Read Popular Books?

Going by the average reading rate of most adults (300 words per minute), Personal Creations mocked up this infographic to put some of literature’s most popular works into perspective.

Via Electric Lit.

(via literatureismyutopia)

soupery:

these puppies believe in you, and you should too

(via hellogiggles)

sowwy:

I look cute right now my camera just doesn’t understand

(via ruinedchildhood)

classy-kate:

i-wanna-be-stereotyped:

I wish my friends would take random pictures of me when we hang out because I’m an arrogant prick and I want more pictures of myself that aren’t selfies.

Someone finally said it

(via miss-anime-randomness)

deanprincesster:

it’s so weird how grapes don’t really taste like anything on the outside. like if you just put a grape in your mouth it doesn’t have a taste. but then you bite down and you’re like whoa. that’s a grape

(via miss-anime-randomness)

brklynbreed:

The funny thing about introverts is once they feel comfortable with you, they can be the funniest, most enjoyable people to be around. It’s like a secret they feel comfortable sharing with you. Except, the secret is their personality.

(via what-lovely-books)

mikeyfriskeyhands:

My brother saved this document and everytime he gets angry at our neighbours for being loud he prints it to their wireless printer and you can hear the wife shout “Why the fuck would you print this AGAIN?!” to her son.

(Source: corporateaccount, via miss-anime-randomness)

Simmons in Hydra? She’s a  t e r r i b l e  liar. I’m serious. I love her, but her trying to lie it is a horror show.

(Source: skyewardz, via natasharvmanoff)

jarrodis:

single, not sure how to mingle

(via what-lovely-books)

hespokeoftoast:

I was not fucking ready

(Source: lolgifs.net, via disneybowtieguy)