wanna know what a cow looks like washed and blow dried?
that is what a cow looks like washed and blow dried
nah I think we should really stop glorifying cigarettes
you sound boring.
yea nothing is more exciting than lung cancer yay cancer wow I love to have fun
While reading through the comments section of Idina Menzel and Jimmy Fallon’s version of Let It Go on Youtube I see, “This woman doesn’t sound like Elsa” I literally contemplated going their house and steal all of their left shoes.
Is it true that straight boys eat footballs for breakfast
yeah everyday, the leather makes them feel more secure about their inability to satisfy women
"men don’t ever face sexism."
wow gee i’m sorry that this joke reduced your pay and made you way more at risk of sexual assault because men face sexism
Yesterday my friend and I were walking out of Forever 21 and the wind blew my skirt up a little. I had shorts on underneath (for this very reason) but two guys in a parked car saw it happen and yelled at me to lift it more, I yelled back, “fuck you!” and they laughed. So I took my pocket knife out of my bag and said, “I will slash your fucking tires” and they did not laugh