Magic Doesn't Work On Whores

Every random poem, random thought, random story... basically all the things I think of in the shower.
I'm 21... an English major... the kind of girl who has too much drama (so prepare for some juicy stuff tumbr-verse!)... I'm just looking for someone to listen.

rupees:

michaelshillingburg:

Tasty treats <3

amazing

rupees:

michaelshillingburg:

Tasty treats <3

amazing

adailypickupline:

I’ve got a serious sweet tooth.

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adailypickupline:

I’ve got a serious sweet tooth.

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girl/boy:

*diagnosed with anorexia*

everyone:

kids in 3rd world countries would give anything for that food, and you refuse it!

girl/boy:

*diagnosed as bulimic*

everyone:

cancer patients with give anything to be able to keep their food in, and you choose to throw it up!

girl/boy:

*diagnosed as a binge eater*

everyone:

chill your fat ass out, some kids eat once a day!

girl/boy:

*suicidal*

everyone:

people die every day, you should be grateful for your life!

girl/boy:

*self harms*

everyone:

lots of people have it worse than you, be grateful about how good you have it!

girl/boy:

*has anxiety*

everyone:

stop freaking out over everything, it's not that big of a deal!

girl/boy:

girl/boy:

yep that fixed everything thanks

lockedin221b:

candoramity:

You know what I’m grateful for? That they never made movie covers for the Harry Potter books. Can we all just take a moment to appreciate that?

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(via bookoisseur)

allhailthehutch:

Slay
cosmic-blogger:

etharei:

novacorps:

if you find yourself in times of trouble just remember that cap has a tactic where he basically throws himself in some guy’s arms while fighting

I WANT TO SEE HIM DO THIS WITH THE WINTER SOLDIER.
Except the Winter Soldier is actually able take Steve’s weight (especially since if Steve does it like in the gif it’ll be the metal arm getting most of it)
and the two of them just freeze
Steve slowly realizing he’s being carried bridal style
Bucky the Winter Soldier blinking like MY PROGRAMMING DID NOT COVER THIS???
and there’s a bunch of camera sound effects as Natasha flips past with her phone out

And she sends it to Tony

cosmic-blogger:

etharei:

novacorps:

if you find yourself in times of trouble just remember that cap has a tactic where he basically throws himself in some guy’s arms while fighting

I WANT TO SEE HIM DO THIS WITH THE WINTER SOLDIER.

Except the Winter Soldier is actually able take Steve’s weight (especially since if Steve does it like in the gif it’ll be the metal arm getting most of it)

and the two of them just freeze

Steve slowly realizing he’s being carried bridal style

Bucky the Winter Soldier blinking like MY PROGRAMMING DID NOT COVER THIS???

and there’s a bunch of camera sound effects as Natasha flips past with her phone out

And she sends it to Tony

(via books-and-ashes)

agrabahprincess:

mickeyandcompany:

What if the Disney Princesses were colorized the same way they are colorized in their merchandise?

You forgot to lighten up Jasmine’s skin tone in the merchandise.

(via disneyrelatedboy)