Magic Doesn't Work On Whores

Every random poem, random thought, random story... basically all the things I think of in the shower.
I'm 21... an English major... the kind of girl who has too much drama (so prepare for some juicy stuff tumbr-verse!)... I'm just looking for someone to listen.

stayonstraintrack:

0milk:

septetforadeadprincet:

penicillium-pusher:

Gender posters 1/2

ACCURATE AND INCLUSIVE DEFINITIONS LOOK LOOK LOOK THIS IS VERY GOOD OK

Bigender ftw
Now you know me.

!!!!!!!FINALLY!!!!!!!!! I’ve been looking up for the definition of cis for weeks!!!

(via gurl)

August 27, 1964 - Mary Poppins is released

(Source: mickeyandcompany)

Of course, dogs are a pretty poor judge of human beauty. But I had a rough idea of what to look for.

(Source: samwiseg, via ruinedchildhood)

artemuscainpotato:

thehomestuckwhovian:

Anybody else remember this episode? In it, a female villain called Femme Fatale is stealing millions of dollars in Susan B. Anthony coins. Naturally, the Powerpuff Girls go to stop her. She then convinces them that men are all horrible because female superheroes aren’t as well known as male superheroes, even asking Blossom to name some to where her only answer is Wonder Woman.

They start acting bitter, refusing to do chores when the Professor asks and even telling the Mayor to save the town himself. Ms. Bellum and Ms. Keane talk to the girls and basically explain that being mean to guys won’t do anything and that isn’t the kind of message feminists should put out.

They proceed to beat up Femme Fatale while giving her a history lesson about Susan B. Anthony, the story where she voted and was found guilty because women couldn’t vote back then, but when the judge wanted to let her off easily because she was a woman, she forced them to take her to jail. The girls handle her and the lesson is that misandry will not stop misogny and we all should just respect each other.

And it fell on Tumblr’s deaf ears.

(via nightvaleblog)

suicunesrider:

what-the-hecky-heck:

I was re-reading Jaws and found something interesting.

twas foretold

suicunesrider:

what-the-hecky-heck:

I was re-reading Jaws and found something interesting.

twas foretold

(via bluestockingbookworm)

cremesouda:

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(Source: senkonmeiraku, via ruinedchildhood)

(Source: totalparksandrec, via bookoisseur)