Magic Doesn't Work On Whores

Every random poem, random thought, random story... basically all the things I think of in the shower.
I'm 21... an English major... the kind of girl who has too much drama (so prepare for some juicy stuff tumbr-verse!)... I'm just looking for someone to listen.

shockyhorror:

celiiia-streep:

Tom Hank’s granddaughter first experience of Disneyland and Winnie the Pooh.

(Source: damethompson, via disneylandguru)

freshcleanfit:

I’m ready for a Halloween as Kim Possible! (With my boyfriend and sidekick Alex as Ron Stoppable, of course.) I forgot that she only has one lip. Let me tell you how difficult it is to remove your lower lip with makeup when you’re wearing bright red lipstick on the top lip…yeesh. Anyways. Pretty happy with my work here, much hilarity will ensue. I downloaded the ringtone and my phone lock screen and background are Wade and the KP logo respectively. 

So what’s the sitch, guys, what are you being for Halloween?

freshcleanfit:

I’m ready for a Halloween as Kim Possible! (With my boyfriend and sidekick Alex as Ron Stoppable, of course.) I forgot that she only has one lip. Let me tell you how difficult it is to remove your lower lip with makeup when you’re wearing bright red lipstick on the top lip…yeesh. Anyways. Pretty happy with my work here, much hilarity will ensue. I downloaded the ringtone and my phone lock screen and background are Wade and the KP logo respectively. 

So what’s the sitch, guys, what are you being for Halloween?

(via disneylandguru)

aihara-tenshi:

mechinaries:

the next song on their playlist is Anaconda and you bet your ass they know every single lyric

This makes me so happy

aihara-tenshi:

mechinaries:

the next song on their playlist is Anaconda and you bet your ass they know every single lyric

This makes me so happy

(via the-lady-of-reichenbach)

rubee:

nigga-chan:

i like how the deer in the back is like “Why the fuck aint she playin me no song?” 


whatever bitch the flute is gay as fuck anyway

rubee:

nigga-chan:

i like how the deer in the back is like “Why the fuck aint she playin me no song?” 

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whatever bitch the flute is gay as fuck anyway

(via refreshes)

neoshadownight:

elsarendelle:

IVE BEEN LAUGHING AT THIS FOR ABOUT 10 YEARS

BEEN LAUGHING SINCE THE RENAISSANCE

neoshadownight:

elsarendelle:

IVE BEEN LAUGHING AT THIS FOR ABOUT 10 YEARS

BEEN LAUGHING SINCE THE RENAISSANCE

(Source: vausexual, via dapperzack)

beasleypercussion:

montparnassty:

lesmisblog:

Just…
Did anybody notice the sign that reads “Beware pickpockets”?
It is like pure gold <3

Fun fact: pickpockets used to put up signs like that in tourist areas, so that tourists would pat places on themselves where their valuables were kept, to check that they were still there. Then the pickpockets would know exactly where to retrieve them from.

I love learning 

beasleypercussion:

montparnassty:

lesmisblog:

Just…

Did anybody notice the sign that reads “Beware pickpockets”?

It is like pure gold <3

Fun fact: pickpockets used to put up signs like that in tourist areas, so that tourists would pat places on themselves where their valuables were kept, to check that they were still there. Then the pickpockets would know exactly where to retrieve them from.

I love learning 

(via travelingtrickster)

nootnootmothafuckah:

ask-bombastic-blake:

Sass is the best way to avoid getting fined

How is fining people for their yelp reviews even legal?

(Source: fallontonight, via travelingtrickster)

sorry:

when you suddenly remember you have homework due the next day:

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(via travelingtrickster)

gonzozeppeli:

Just like grammar used to make

gonzozeppeli:

Just like grammar used to make

(Source: trexjose, via travelingtrickster)