Magic Doesn't Work On Whores

Every random poem, random thought, random story... basically all the things I think of in the shower.
I'm 21... an English major... the kind of girl who has too much drama (so prepare for some juicy stuff tumbr-verse!)... I'm just looking for someone to listen.


ugh i want to get really uncomfortably rich and then just. go around and anonymously donate huge amounts of money to people for things like HEY youre trying to move away from your abusive parents?? BAM 10 thousand mystery dollars oh whats that your dog needs surgery?? BAM paid for hey you cant afford to go to that con with your friends?? BAM better get your cosplay ready you fucking nerd

(via lost-n-stereo)


Pigeons, you are doing it wrong. 🐦✨ #disney #disneyland #lol #tumblr #quotes @buzzfeed @disney @disneyland


Pigeons, you are doing it wrong. 🐦✨ #disney #disneyland #lol #tumblr #quotes @buzzfeed @disney @disneyland


Kingdom Hearts Stained Glass FanArt: Disney Princess Collection

Artist: Nicole Graham (jostnic)

Check out her other stuff on DeviantArt. (And maybe buy some prints if you really like them. :3)

(via worldofcoler)


I’m an adult


I’m an adult

(via kimpossibooty)


How To Deal With Awkward Situations…

(Source:, via kimpossibooty)

(Source: kardashy, via unconditionalregard)




A moment of silence to all the kids who can’t wait to become a teenager because they think it’s fun

Two hours of silence for all the teenagers who can’t wait to become adults because they think they’ll get to do whatever they want

a shot of vodka to all the 20 somethings who are coping with a lack of rent money by sitting around eating captain crunch in dinosaur PJs wishing they were actually a pre-teen again. 

(via unconditionalregard)


yeah baby i am an ANIMAL in bed. more specifically a koala. i can sleep for 22 hours a day

(Source: guy, via barnesandnoble)