Magic Doesn't Work On Whores

Every random poem, random thought, random story... basically all the things I think of in the shower.
I'm 21... an English major... the kind of girl who has too much drama (so prepare for some juicy stuff tumbr-verse!)... I'm just looking for someone to listen.

lifeywifey:

gfdi-dave-strider:

sassmaster-arjay:

undeadcosmicunicorn:

Impulse - $6.99

Buy me all of them

The names suit all the colours so fucking well

SOMEONE BUY LITERALLY ALL OF THEM FOR ME

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elvistiel:

chepibola:

does anyone else have “the chair”

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I do have more than just one

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yungterra:

ask-omnipony:

yungterra:

u better bring some water with u to canada because u know what they say

what

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(Source: yungterra, via phantomofthebookstore)

Acceptable reasons to get a tattoo!!!!

luv-disc:

  • in memory of a deceased loved one
  • because you happened to pass by a tattoo shop
  • because it is your favorite quote
  • because it’s from your favorite TV show
  • to show dedication to your romantic partner
  • because you liked the design
  • because it has a deep meaning to you
  • because you were young and stupid
  • because you fucking wanted to.

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esoteriques:

um so lemme get this straight…tiana starts her own business in a time where black women had next to no rights….mulan pretty much saves china and becomes a top ranking military official….but the girl in frozen makes a throwaway line about being gassy and gets lauded as the the first feminist princess??

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heliolisk:

heliolisk:

heliolisk:

pretty crazy how kevin jonas and I have the same name and look exactly alike

like dont I look exactly like him? its almost like someone just copied and pasted his face over mine right?
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there is really no need to unfollow just because I look like Kevin Jonas
I am just as capable as the other jonas brothers

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Hannibal:

*pets sheep* I shall call you Lammibal. Lammibal Lecter. *chuckles to self*

soloontherocks:

neoliberalismkills:

angeloatemychickenwings:

product-of-a—horror-film:

okay I always see the popular pictures and gifs of him being a badass but seeing him in his natural habitat is awesome as heck

HE LOOKS SO CUTE IN GLASSES

skeleton guy wears glasses

(Source: elizabethcorso, via phantomofthebookstore)